Phrinking 2 much

Phine. A Mystery Shopper boondoggle: the Rite Aid regional manager will phairly “address” my concerns. Phabulous. I am phrinking this means, no phaith that I haph, my overly phrenetic actions with the pharmacyst will enlighten no won. Maybe I can hope for a phree test meter.

Activist. Damned 2 act. Damned 2 dew knotting. Maybe I should right write, not listen to the universe – the only sound is me phrinking 2 much, anyway – and use my phaculties to de scribe lyphe’s phactions.

Phasinating. I have been a pharmer pherociously connecting with the phundamentals of lyphe. Phore get it. Due u think phore one minute that pherry pherry rich people can be saphe. Hoo said it is like a camel passing through the aye of a needle. I all ways haph a pitcher of camels peeing on needles.

Many camels phussing through the email. Me and Theo on the phringe. I phinally said, “Please unsubscribe me”. And phore a wile it got worse. Phrom the phringe the decisions r dipherent.

My shrink phinks 2 many milagros r a sine I am phrinking w 2 much oph myseph. Phore get Joong. Phore get Carneggy. phore get random axes of kindness chainching the whorled.

Especially the decisons to shop with god. I am not sure I am ready to be a mystery shopper in the howse of the lord. Theo, on the other hand, seems in a hurry to go shopping there. He skeers me sometimes.